What Even Is This?

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 05/25/2020 at 13:04 • Filed to: None

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I got this Wish ad today. It appears to be some garbage hot glued together

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/25/2020 at 13:07

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At only $5 order one and let us know!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/25/2020 at 13:09

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I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemies for 5 real American dollars. 

ttyymmnn > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 05/25/2020 at 13:09

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Probably $17.50 for shipping.

facw > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/25/2020 at 13:13

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That’s odd...

When I browse sans adblocker I’ve been getting weird ads from some electronics supplier showing me pictures of random industrial electronics components without any description. No idea what they are for or why I’d be the ad target, but they do at least look well made, as opposed to the above.

PS9 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/25/2020 at 13:13

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A sawed off (like, really sawed off) double barrel shotgun

Fake exhaust tips for your bookcase

Reverse blow-dart gun

Spear holder attachment for your pool deck, when those pesky Assyrians climb over your fence again

Noodles > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/25/2020 at 13:29

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Double barrel Fleshlight. 

Tareim - V8 powered > Noodles 05/25/2020 at 13:31

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just what I’ve always needed for my 2 penis’s

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 05/25/2020 at 13:39

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I’ll get back to you in 6 months when it arrives. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ttyymmnn 05/25/2020 at 13:40

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Yeah, I got excited abo it wish at first. Then I went to check out with 50  dollars in shipping charges 

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/25/2020 at 13:44

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Maybe a canon you mount under the back bumper. 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/25/2020 at 13:45

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Ain’t that the truth!

*repeatedly mashes f5 on Aliexpress.com orders list *

Nom De Plume > Tareim - V8 powered 05/25/2020 at 13:50

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One is black and the other is a slightly darker shade of black.

LastFirstMI is my name > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/25/2020 at 13:51

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It’s a chocolate exhaust tip, an Easter treat for Oppos.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Tareim - V8 powered 05/25/2020 at 15:20

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Your 2 penis’s what ?

Tareim - V8 powered > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 05/25/2020 at 15:48

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penii then? 

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Tareim - V8 powered 05/25/2020 at 16:28

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penis’s = possessive, not plural

penises

really, “dicks” is probably the clearest & easiest

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/25/2020 at 16:36

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It’s like a flash bang prop  for magicians.